MsFlights Dad Joke Archive

[Gimpy]

Folks, it seems that every time we get a bunch of us together and fly as a group, our teamspeak becomes flooded with the absolute worst Dad Jokes the world has ever known. It is my intention to get an archive of these comic atrocities going so that future generations may shake their heads and say "ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh" at our humor.

Rules:
1. If you hear it, write it on the thread.
2. Include flight, name of individual that said it, and date if possible.
3. Tell your friends.
4. POST THE JOKES!
5. Any joke posted to this thread must have been said during a group flight (official or impromptu)

Annnnnnnndddd, GO!

[Gimpy]

For this one the user shall remain anonymous. We were talking about what sort of planes we'd want during tarmac time. I said King Air, somebody else said Turbo Beaver, and the user that is anonymous said this...
"I think my wife has a Turbo Beaver..."

[Josh]

Is this a "Bad" joke or a "Dad" joke? Wouldn't want to post anything inappropriate!

[Gimpy]

Bad or Dad kinda mesh together most of the time. But I see your point. If it's too inappropriate for the open forum, don't post it. But with the above, I had to share it because I nearly choked laughing at it.

[Storm]

Speaking from experience, I would remind the community that this in an Archive, not a Repository. The true essence of Dad Jokes is spontaneity, not preparation. That's what allows us to get away with it. The unexpectedness is what elicits the greatest groans. That's why true Dadists embody wit, not memory, in their humor. They don't prepare their contributions to the community ambiance. Old stories are much less interesting than sparkling repartee. True masters of the Dad Joke are simply themselves. They don't reuse jokes from a list. They live on the edge of acceptability and appreciation, knowing that the best of their pearls may fall before swine, for they have long realized that neither wit nor intelligence are necessary to fly a simulator, only a little dexterity.

[Gimpy]

Lazerbolt said this,
"I wonder if MackTwain's real name is Slamuel Clemmens."
Nota Bene: This one does plainly violate rule five on the list, but it was glorious.

[Gimpy]

Lazer also said this.
"I like the fact that Adam & Eve were the first to not read the fine print on the Apple agreement."

[Cube]

I tell dad jokes all the time

usually he laughs

[Novawing24]

Have you heard of the book about zero gravity? Apparently you cannot put it down.